Obama

Obama is the first female senator of Canada. He/she was originally from Bhutan, but immigrated with his parents, Kanye and Nova. At an early age, Obama was fascinated with robotics and Japanese culture. In 2001, he gave birth to Twomad, his first of seven children. Despite being only 1/330million of the population, Obama makes up 100% of people named Obama who are named Obama and are senators of Canada. Dario, previously known as DrMario180, was his first wife. This is the reason for Dario having the nickname "Princess Dario", as he was the first princess of Kentucky during Obama's reign.

In 2007, after a violent divorce with Dario and a hot-and-cold relationship with mlboost which lasted approximately three weeks, Obama was entirely single. It was during this period which he contracted vampirism and fell into a deep state of depression. He would pass away in December of 2012, just like the Mayans predicted. However, in 2013, he was resurrected by the king of worms, Manimarco, and haunted all of North America until he was vanquished in a duel with Christian Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, Goddess of the Comodore consoles, creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, the electric hedgehog pokemon, and doer of moms. Christine suffered grave wounds during the battle (which lasted up to a year depending on the source) and passed away soon after. She swore to haunt the white house (or wherever Obama lives how would I know) until her soul was put to rest.

After several months of restless nights due to the haunting of Chris Chan, Twomad, the eldest child of Obama Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga, swore revenge on CWC, taking a bottle of stale powerade with him as protection and offense. This, however, was against the constitution at the time, and he was promptly arrested and tried at the Hague for war crimes. The Geneva convention had been violated, however Twomad come from Brazil, where the constitution only applies to stuff. Twomad promptly exclaimed "I'm stuff", and was released as there was no way the prosecutors could push a case.

Receiving a ride back to Vancouver from Pakoo, Twomad prepared for his battle against CWC. Twomad applied for a job under Christine's name and she fucking exploded. Pakoo then returned to Pakoostan to fight a bloody civil war.

Meanwhile, at Black Mesa, the Science Team had successfully cloned Obama, however it wasn't actually successful and it caused a resonance cascade. The events of Half-Life 2 play out.

Obama, having escaped Black Mesa, returned to Bhutan and lived out the rest of his days as a ketamine salesman. He was the wealthiest man in Bhutan. The events of Mr. Krabs Overdoses On Ketamine and Dies play out.